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12/9/09

Things I've overheard during an ice storm.




- "Now all we need is Pepsi Cola and some Crown Royal, Ya feel me?"

- "Oh no, I forgot about this kind of weather!"

- "Ice-tastic! Just kidding. Ice-shit."

- "Check it out, that bus is going to get a coffee... Oh wait, it's actually crashing into Starbucks."

- "My baby just slid into the sewer."

- Flinstone style feet kicking noise

- "I'm calling the Mayor! Hello, Mayor, I do not pay you for ice storms!"

- "Sheesh!"

- "Hey you kids! Stop skating on my lawn!"

- "Ow, I slipped and cracked open my head. There's blood everywhere. No one's listening to me. I'm talking to myself. How embarrassing."

2 comments:

Duke of Spook said...

"My baby just slid into the sewer." is my favourite and I think it would make a great Family Circus

Slorrin said...

What was this, written by Jonathan and Shelly "WINTERS" ?

No, itssssnow picnic out there.
Nope, itsssssnot.

(snow/snot)

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